Chapter 1 - Daenerys Palmer

jocknerdalliance:

Daenerys grimaced at the Valar Morghulis sweatshirt spread out over her bed, tugging uncertainly at her Utah Jazz jersey, wondering if she should risk wearing it to school. She had bought the jersey at a basketball game she had gone to a couple of weeks ago, after telling her parents that she…

Hey! I made a new Tumblr blog where I can serially post the chapters of my comedic social commentary, in a world where kids are named after beloved characters, professional dress is cosplay, and anyone who identifies as a jock is discriminated against. 

JNA Jock Nerd Alliance

the members of an orchestra

violins I: we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us

violins II: why do we always get the boring parts

flutes: we're so lonely

piccolo: lol fk your ears

french horns: and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE

oboes: IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar

violas: evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US

trumpets: wats 'p'

trombones: wats quiet

cellos: im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between

bassoons: im so posh but i really just honk like a truck

clarinet: *squeaks*

timpani: EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM

bass clarinet: lol where am i

tuba: *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*

harp: im just a more sophisticated piano

piano: FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG

english horn: im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here

basses: semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves

cornets: trumpet wannabe

cymbals: BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS

xylophones: am i meant to be here?

triangles:

bass drum: MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL

unicornsandtruckerhats:

queercorn:

I want lgbt book stores, lgbt coffee houses, and lgbt theaters to replace lgbt bars as centers of community, places to meet people, and lgbt rights of passage.

YES. i am so fucking TIRED of every lgbt event being at a bar or another 21+ venue, especially when alcoholism is a thing for so many, esp. lgbt youth, and community isolation is such a major factor in so many suicides.

(Source: straightallies, via spaceparked)